When submitting a ticket after a ban
0xf0802 CBS_E_ALREADY_INITIALIZED session already initialized

When trying to restore your previous save
0xf0806 CBS_E_PENDING the operation could not be complete due to locked resources

When checking for the ticket's progress
0xf0801 CBS_S_BUSY operation is still in progress

When saying you did NOT cheat
0xf0803 CBS_E_INVALID_PARAMETER invalid method argument

Moving on..

After failing to earn a car in Gauntlet
0xf081C CBS_E_EXCESSIVE_EVALUATION Watchlist: not able to reach steady state after too many attempts.

When you have R$ 500,000,000 but can't install a new engine because you need to upgrade the old one by using 700 GC first
0xf0826 CBS_E_PENDING_VICTIM Package failed to install because another pended package failed.

When trying to wall-ride in the New WTT
0xf081A CBS_E_INVALID_DRIVER_OPERATION_KEY the driver operations key is corrupt or invalid

When racing all that NASCAR stuff
0xf080F CBS_E_MANIFEST_VALIDATION_DUPLICATE_ELEMENT multiple elements have the same name

When asking why this much repetition
0xf0800 CBS_E_INTERNAL_ERROR Reserved error (|); there is no message for this error

When asking where the REAL racing is
0xf0809 CBS_E_ARRAY_ELEMENT_MISSING attempt to get non-existent array element

And finally, when arguing one more time about that old ticket:
0xf0817 CBS_E_PACKAGE_DELETED package was uninstalled and is no longer accessible

source: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/938205

Edit: Satire added to the title -> Satire uses irony and exaggeration to expose vices and shortcomings of an entity (FMEA in this case). Humor might be part of it, but the end result is almost never funny <---